Billions of earth years ago a powerful alien civilization achieved immortality by mechanizing their entire race. Faced with the tedium of eternal life they set upon the universe; destroying any civilization deemed worthy of their attention (mostly for entertainment). But in spite of all that power if you take a screw-up and implant their identity into an enormous, indestructible, weapon, what you now have on your hands is an enormous, indestructible, weaponized screw-up. I am proud to introduce three such individuals to you.

Baoam, Prixil, and Jeph - the ROBObots

Far from a credit to their species, their own incompetence and a preference for the color blue has left them stranded on earth. Their arrival on this planet resulted in the near total (and completely self-inflicted) destruction of humankind. Now they have to keep themselves occupied for a brief 53,000,000 earth years. Meanwhile, the few surviving pockets of humanity wage a feeble resistance, getting completely and quite accidentally annihilated at every turn by the antics of the giant robots.

Presented by Moving Box Studios and created by yours truly, ROBObots has the potential for unrivaled greatness. Don't hold your breath, though. This project will probably be in development for a while. In the meantime, I'll be sharing character bio's, concept art, and other goodies.